http://thehawtline.tumblr.com The Hawtline is a podcast and blog hosted by a Toronto-based nerd, and a Miami-based mean girl. On the show, we answer your questions about LIFE, LOVE, SEXxX, and everything else, while laughing a lot. A LOT. We listen to your problems and give out our ridiculously unqualified advice. It's a party. We frequently have guests to help us answer questions from ~*~*~THE PUBLIC~*~*~. Want to send us a question, yell at us (we'll yell back!), tell us bad your mom jokes, confess your love for TWIGBy, or otherwise leave us hilarious feedback for us to put on the show? There are THREE ways to holla!: 1. Tumblr! http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/submit 2. Email! thehawtline@tumblr.com 3. Voicemail! 305-982-7476 Please subscribe and visit our blog at http://thehawtline.tumblr.com. Celisse Wordpower wrdpwr@gmail.com en-us RSS Generator Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:21:05 GMT Here to listen to your problems. And laugh at them. yes no Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy The Hawtline is a podcast and blog hosted by a Toronto-based nerd, and a Miami-based mean girl. On the show, we answer your questions about LIFE, LOVE, SEXxX, and everything else, while laughing a lot. A LOT. We listen to your problems and give out our ridiculously unqualified advice. It's a party. We frequently have guests to help us answer questions from ~*~*~THE PUBLIC~*~*~. Want to send us a question, yell at us (we'll yell back!), tell us bad your mom jokes, confess your love for TWIGBy, or otherwise leave us hilarious feedback for us to put on the show? There are THREE ways to holla!: 1. Tumblr! http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/submit 2. Email! thehawtline@tumblr.com 3. Voicemail! 305-982-7476 Please subscribe and visit our blog at http://thehawtline.tumblr.com. Very first EVER episode of The Hawtline, the episode that started it all! TWIGBy joins me for the first time to answer everyone's questions about LIFE, LOVE, SEXxX, and other hilarious things that we are totally unqualified to talk about. http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/the-hawtline-starring-twigby/ http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/the-hawtline-starring-twigby/ Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:35:35 GMT 2009-07-23 2009-03-15 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 3285 yes Very first EVER episode of The Hawtline, the episode that started it all! TWIGBy joins me for the first time to answer everyone's questions about LIFE, LOVE, SEXxX, and other hilarious things that we are totally unqualified to talk about. Hawtline Episode 2 -- We're interviewing our good friend Bustie, who helps answer all the questions submitted from the internet. Music featured: Diamond J and the Rough -- Patagonia Next Episode -- We interview KIRSTY! http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/the-hawtline-starring-bustie/ http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/the-hawtline-starring-bustie/ Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:35:35 GMT 2009-07-23 2009-03-30 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 1:21:35 yes Hawtline Episode 2 -- We're interviewing our good friend Bustie, who helps answer all the questions submitted from the internet. Music featured: Diamond J and the Rough -- Patagonia Next Episode -- We interview KIRSTY! Hawtline Episode 3 -- We're interviewing a mysterious guest! Okay, fine, not so mysterious considering everyone knows about it. But anyway here’s the new episode of The Hawtline with TWIGBy and me and our awesome guest, and I hope you enjoy! Thanks to everyone who contributed questions this week. And I’m sorry that we talk a lot about boners, okay? I apologize. Music featured this episode: * N.A.S.A. by Futurecop [http://www.myspace.com/thefuturecop] * Train in Vain by The Clash [http://www.myspace.com/theclash] * People Got a Lotta Nerve by Neko Case [http://myspace.com/nekocase] Next Episode -- We interview EMM in a special two-parter! http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/the-hawtline-with-a-mysterious-guest/ http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/the-hawtline-with-a-mysterious-guest/ Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:35:35 GMT 2009-07-23 2009-04-23 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 1:28:37 yes Hawtline Episode 3 -- We're interviewing a mysterious guest! Okay, fine, not so mysterious considering everyone knows about it. But anyway here’s the new episode of The Hawtline with TWIGBy and me and our awesome guest, and I hope you enjoy! Thanks to everyone who contributed questions this week. And I’m sorry that we talk a lot about boners, okay? I apologize. Music featured this episode: * N.A.S.A. by Futurecop [http://www.myspace.com/thefuturecop] * Train in Vain by The Clash [http://www.myspace.com/theclash] * People Got a Lotta Nerve by Neko Case [http://myspace.com/nekocase] Next Episode -- We interview EMM in a special two-parter! Hawtline Episode 4 -- This week TWIGBy and I interviewed the lovely Emm from GTI and together we created the most positively massive episode thus far, not to mention the amount of porn we discussed was just.. ridiculous. Emm is awesome and this show was a lot of fun! Since it was a little longer than usual, I cut the show into two parts to make it easier to listen to. Each part is just around 40 to 45 minutes, so yeah HUGE show — I’m gonna try to keep future shows shorter but apparently I need to learn how to control content a little better! Hopefully cutting this one into segments will help some of you out, though. Music featured this episode: * Ambulance LTD — Stay Where You Are [http://www.myspace.com/ambulanceltd] * Rihanna — Pon de Replay [http://www.myspace.com/rihanna] * Get Him Eat Him — Mumble Mumble [http://www.myspace.com/gethimeathim] Next Episode -- We interview EMM in a special two-parter! http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/the-hawtline-starring-emm/ http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/the-hawtline-starring-emm/#respond Wed, 13 May 2009 07:35:35 GMT 2009-07-23 2009-05-13 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 44:42 yes Hawtline Episode 4 -- This week TWIGBy and I interviewed the lovely Emm from GTI and together we created the most positively massive episode thus far, not to mention the amount of porn we discussed was just.. ridiculous. Emm is awesome and this show was a lot of fun! Since it was a little longer than usual, I cut the show into two parts to make it easier to listen to. Each part is just around 40 to 45 minutes, so yeah HUGE show — I’m gonna try to keep future shows shorter but apparently I need to learn how to control content a little better! Hopefully cutting this one into segments will help some of you out, though. Music featured this episode: * Ambulance LTD — Stay Where You Are [http://www.myspace.com/ambulanceltd] * Rihanna — Pon de Replay [http://www.myspace.com/rihanna] * Get Him Eat Him — Mumble Mumble [http://www.myspace.com/gethimeathim] Next Episode -- We interview Bizzy! Hawtline Episode 4 -- This week TWIGBy and I interviewed the lovely Emm from GTI and together we created the most positively massive episode thus far, not to mention the amount of porn we discussed was just.. ridiculous. Emm is awesome and this show was a lot of fun! Since it was a little longer than usual, I cut the show into two parts to make it easier to listen to. Each part is just around 40 to 45 minutes, so yeah HUGE show — I’m gonna try to keep future shows shorter but apparently I need to learn how to control content a little better! Hopefully cutting this one into segments will help some of you out, though. Music featured this episode: * Ambulance LTD — Stay Where You Are [http://www.myspace.com/ambulanceltd] * Rihanna — Pon de Replay [http://www.myspace.com/rihanna] * Get Him Eat Him — Mumble Mumble [http://www.myspace.com/gethimeathim] Next Episode -- We interview Bizzy! http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/the-hawtline-starring-emm/ http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/the-hawtline-starring-emm/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 08:35:35 GMT 2009-07-23 2009-05-13 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 47:22 yes Hawtline Episode 4 -- This week TWIGBy and I interviewed the lovely Emm from GTI and together we created the most positively massive episode thus far, not to mention the amount of porn we discussed was just.. ridiculous. Emm is awesome and this show was a lot of fun! Since it was a little longer than usual, I cut the show into two parts to make it easier to listen to. Each part is just around 40 to 45 minutes, so yeah HUGE show — I’m gonna try to keep future shows shorter but apparently I need to learn how to control content a little better! Hopefully cutting this one into segments will help some of you out, though. Music featured this episode: * Ambulance LTD — Stay Where You Are [http://www.myspace.com/ambulanceltd] * Rihanna — Pon de Replay [http://www.myspace.com/rihanna] * Get Him Eat Him — Mumble Mumble [http://www.myspace.com/gethimeathim] Next Episode -- We interview Bizzy! Hawtline Episode 5 -- Can I just say how much fun this show was? Like, seriously, Bizzy is amazing. I don’t even have anything to say other than that. In this episode: 1. Bizzy is amazing. 2. TWIGBy finally names his dong. 3. Bizzy speaks in a Kirsty-inspired accent and it is seriously the best thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. 4. We talk a lot of crap. 5. Goats? And other farm animals? Seriously? 6. Other stuff. Music featured this episode: * Human League — Don’t You Want Me [http://www.myspace.com/humanleagueband] * Franz Ferdinand — Michael [http://myspace.com/franzferdinand] * Sophie B. Hawkins — DAMN! I Wish I Was Your Lover [http://myspace.com/sophiebhawkins] * A DOOMSTICK-inspired mini-track by the wonderful Jay Def NEXT EPISODE, we have an exclusive interview with Bon Jovi, we do Sailor Moon RPG, and someone ties a pregnant TWIGBy to a wall! http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/05/28/the-hawtline-starring-bizzy/ http://onthemic.wordpress.com/2009/05/28/the-hawtline-starring-bizzy/ Thu, 28 May 2009 08:35:35 GMT 2009-07-23 2009-05-28 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 1:28:09 yes Hawtline Episode 5 -- Can I just say how much fun this show was? Like, seriously, Bizzy is amazing. I don’t even have anything to say other than that. In this episode: 1. Bizzy is amazing. 2. TWIGBy finally names his dong. 3. Bizzy speaks in a Kirsty-inspired accent and it is seriously the best thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. 4. We talk a lot of crap. 5. Goats? And other farm animals? Seriously? 6. Other stuff. Music featured this episode: * Human League — Don’t You Want Me [http://www.myspace.com/humanleagueband] * Franz Ferdinand — Michael [http://myspace.com/franzferdinand] * Sophie B. Hawkins — DAMN! I Wish I Was Your Lover [http://myspace.com/sophiebhawkins] * A DOOMSTICK-inspired mini-track by the wonderful Jay Def NEXT EPISODE, we have an exclusive interview with Bon Jovi, we do Sailor Moon RPG, and someone ties a pregnant TWIGBy to a wall! Here’s the latest episode (NUMBER SIX!!!) of The Hawtline with our guest this week, Nikki. This show was SUPER LONG but I managed to cut it down to just over an hour, so I think I deserve some props haaaaahaha. Other than that, it was a lot of fun, even though I was totally outnumbered by THE CANADIANS. In this episode we discuss: * Fax machines * WEDDINGS?!!?!!?OMG. * THE AUSTRALIA * Dads * Babies with afros * Schlomo Ziegler * Ointment * How much of a stud TWIGBy is Music featured this episode: * Rex Manning — Say No More, Mon Amour [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt8iWJ0oo] * Das Racist — Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell [http://www.myspace.com/dasracist] * Passion Pit — Moth’s Wings [http://www.myspace.com/passionpitjams] http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/post/128841336/heres-the-latest-episode-number-six-of-the http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/post/128841336/heres-the-latest-episode-number-six-of-the Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:35:35 GMT 2009-07-23 2009-06-23 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 1:14:18 yes Here’s the latest episode (NUMBER SIX!!!) of The Hawtline with our guest this week, Nikki. This show was SUPER LONG but I managed to cut it down to just over an hour, so I think I deserve some props haaaaahaha. Other than that, it was a lot of fun, even though I was totally outnumbered by THE CANADIANS. In this episode we discuss: * Fax machines * WEDDINGS?!!?!!?OMG. * THE AUSTRALIA * Dads * Babies with afros * Schlomo Ziegler * Ointment * How much of a stud TWIGBy is Music featured this episode: * Rex Manning — Say No More, Mon Amour [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt8iWJ0oo] * Das Racist — Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell [http://www.myspace.com/dasracist] * Passion Pit — Moth’s Wings [http://www.myspace.com/passionpitjams] TWIGBy and I recorded our most recent episode last night and I have it here for you already this morning. AWESOMEEEEE. We finally got around to doling out our sage advice, and I wanna give a big thank you to those of you who submitted questions for us this week! Some people submitted questions after we’d already finished the recording, but don’t worry, we’ll get to you next episode. BIGHUGENEWS!!!! The Hawtline finally has… A HOTLINE?! Oh, heck yes. Now you have THREE ways to leave us questions, comments, confessions, insults, and your mom jokes: * By using the submit form at http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/submit * By emailing us at thehawtline@tumblr.com * By CALLING us at 305.982.7476 or 305.982.PHRO. haaahaahahah. AMAZING! Music featured in today’s show: * Notorious B.I.G. — Hypnotize [http://www.myspace.com/notoriousbig] * Me & Mrs. Jonas — SOS [http://www.myspace.com/thegayincestbrothers] * TV on the Radio — Wolf Like Me [http://www.myspace.com/tvotr] http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/post/146797376/sup-sexies-twigby-and-i-recorded-our-most http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/post/146797376/sup-sexies-twigby-and-i-recorded-our-most Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:35:35 GMT 2009-07-23 2009-07-22 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 46:59 yes TWIGBy and I recorded our most recent episode last night and I have it here for you already this morning. AWESOMEEEEE. We finally got around to doling out our sage advice, and I wanna give a big thank you to those of you who submitted questions for us this week! Some people submitted questions after we’d already finished the recording, but don’t worry, we’ll get to you next episode. BIGHUGENEWS!!!! The Hawtline finally has… A HOTLINE?! Oh, heck yes. Now you have THREE ways to leave us questions, comments, confessions, insults, and your mom jokes: * By using the submit form at http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/submit * By emailing us at thehawtline@tumblr.com * By CALLING us at 305.982.7476 or 305.982.PHRO. haaahaahahah. AMAZING! Music featured in today’s show: * Notorious B.I.G. — Hypnotize [http://www.myspace.com/notoriousbig] * Me & Mrs. Jonas — SOS [http://www.myspace.com/thegayincestbrothers] * TV on the Radio — Wolf Like Me [http://www.myspace.com/tvotr] The Hawtline started as a segment to my old radio show. In this VERY first episode, Marie of AgentLover.com joins Celisse to give advice to the internet. Thu, 18 Dec 2008 07:35:35 GMT 2009-07-23 2008-12-18 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 13:39 yes The Hawtline started as a segment to my old radio show. In this VERY first episode, Marie of AgentLover.com joins Celisse to give advice to the internet. In this special Valentine's Day episode of The Hawtline, ILikedGinger of ilikedginger.blogspot.com joins Celisse to answer questions from the internet. Hilariously. Fri, 13 Feb 2009 07:35:35 GMT 2009-07-23 2009-02-13 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 26:50 yes In this special Valentine's Day episode of The Hawtline, ILikedGinger of ilikedginger.blogspot.com joins Celisse to answer questions from the internet. Hilariously. TWIGBy and Celisse answer questions from their audience, including tumblr submissions and voice mails left on their hotline! Topics discussed in today's show include: * Mr Skin's top 10 nude scenes ever * WOLF SHIPS * How breaking up is hard to do * Cheech * Canadian h8 * Celisse's completely rational fear of Ben Brown * and MORE! Music featured in this episode: * Enrique Iglesias -- Bailamos [http://www.myspace.com/enriqueiglesias] * Friendly Fires -- Kiss of Life [http://myspace.com/friendlyfires] * Camera Obscura -- French Navy [http://www.myspace.com/cameraobscuraband] http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/private/161944348/FE206Ht1fr2ta4hzIUS5X6NR http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/private/161944348/FE206Ht1fr2ta4hzIUS5X6NR Thu, 13 Aug 2009 07:35:35 GMT 2009-08-13 2009-08-13 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 57:48 yes TWIGBy and Celisse answer questions from their audience, including tumblr submissions and voice mails left on their hotline! Topics discussed in today's show include: * Mr Skin's top 10 nude scenes ever * WOLF SHIPS * How breaking up is hard to do * Cheech * Canadian h8 * Celisse's completely rational fear of Ben Brown * and MORE! Music featured in this episode: * Enrique Iglesias -- Bailamos [http://www.myspace.com/enriqueiglesias] * Friendly Fires -- Kiss of Life [http://myspace.com/friendlyfires] * Camera Obscura -- French Navy [http://www.myspace.com/cameraobscuraband] TWIGBy and Celisse answer questions from their audience, including tumblr submissions and voice mails left on their hotline! Music featured in this episode: * Christina Aguilera -- Genie in a Bottle [http://www.myspace.com/christinaaguilera] * Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros -- Home [http://www.myspace.com/edwardsharpe] * Raekwon ft. Inspectah Deck, Method Man, and Ghostface Killah -- House of Flying Daggers [http://www.myspace.com/raekwon] http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/private/223643461/tumblr_ks44imqdiC1qzek0d http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/private/223643461/tumblr_ks44imqdiC1qzek0d Mon, 26 Oct 2009 07:35:35 GMT 2009-10-26 2009-10-26 http://thehawtline.tumblr.com Celisse Wordpower and TWIGBy advice, celisse wordpower, comedy, the hawtline, humor, omg, talk show, twigby 1:11:47 yes TWIGBy and Celisse answer questions from their audience, including tumblr submissions and voice mails left on their hotline! Music featured in this episode: * Christina Aguilera -- Genie in a Bottle [http://www.myspace.com/christinaaguilera] * Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros -- Home [http://www.myspace.com/edwardsharpe] * Raekwon ft. Inspectah Deck, Method Man, and Ghostface Killah -- House of Flying Daggers [http://www.myspace.com/raekwon]